Real
4/3 Cup Measuring Cup
$69.99
A collection for every questionable impulse
From objects with one job to objects that should never have had a job, our catalog is organized for maximum browsing confidence and minimum practical necessity.
Why shop with us
Strategic nonsense
Every product begins as a bad idea and survives a surprisingly formal review process.
Suspiciously real
We describe each item with confidence, even when the item is a cardboard ice cube tray.
Low-stakes commitment
Browse freely. The consequences are mostly emotional, and returns are theoretically available within 30 days.
Our story
We started with a simple question: how many unnecessary objects can two people describe with complete confidence? The answer is still loading.
Andrew and Drew makes suspiciously real goods for extremely fake problems, with the solemnity of a company that has definitely held a meeting about it.